Dusk Humor

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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Ravel » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:48 pm

[02 Nov 09:23:58PM] [Ruby] Rasputin sends, 'Hello again Harpa'
[02 Nov 09:24:19PM] [Ruby] Harpa sends, 'youll get tired of saying that'
[02 Nov 09:25:04PM] [Ruby] Harpa sends, 'i keep leaving'
[02 Nov 09:25:11PM] [Ruby] Rasputin sends, 'But you keep coming back.'
[02 Nov 09:26:18PM] [Ruby] Harpa sends, 'cant lose my title'
[02 Nov 09:26:30PM] [Ruby] Rasputin sends, 'For now anyways'
[02 Nov 09:35:16PM] The town crier shouts, 'A street child has taken the title of Greatest Thief from Harpa.'
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Ashteroth » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:34 pm

[Ruby] Argus sends, 'how did the soldier teacher get onto the beach?'

+--------------------+--------------------------------+--------+------+
| Character Location Online Idle |
+--------------------+--------------------------------+--------+------+
| Tor Rathsilt Beach 51s |
| Zoic Forest Dwellers 39m 10m |
| Argus Rathsilt Beach 2h |
| Rose Capitol Building 3h3m |
| Nim Corporate Headquarters 16h36m |
+--------------------+--------------------------------+--------+------+

[Ruby] Rose sends, 'ah, haha'

[Ruby] Tor sends, 'he's on the beach?'

[Ruby] Rose sends, 'Your name, Tor, is the same as the soldier teacher'

[Ruby] Tor sends, 'Oh shucks. I didn't realize'
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Ashteroth » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:55 pm

[Ruby] Valynna sends, 'Good evening'
[Ruby] Valynna sends, 'I have no idea of what I am doing. :)'
[Ruby] Arkka sends, 'me either im just punching all the townspeople'

Oh the funnies that are said over ruby sometimes.
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby nona » Tue May 27, 2014 2:06 pm

<14 16 0 0><31 22 0 0><N-S--->
Dropping low, you bring your foot around to legsweep Okhaz.
You sweep Okhaz's legs out from under him.
Okhaz loses his balance and topples to the ground!
Okhaz pulls you down with him!
Okhaz leaps to his feet.
<14 15 0 0><30 26 0 0><N-S--->
You struggle on the ground
You swing a knife-hand at Okhaz.
You deliver a chop to Okhaz's leg.
Okhaz drives his elbow at you.
Okhaz's elbow smacks you.
<19 16 0 0><35 27 0 0><N-S--->
You struggle on the ground
You swing a knife-hand at Okhaz.
You deliver a chop to Okhaz's arm.
Okhaz rears his head back to strike you.
Okhaz pounds you in the face with his headbutt.
That really did HURT!
You cannot stand the pain anymore, and double over in agony!
Okhaz cannot stand the pain anymore, and doubles over in agony!
<27 17 0 0><42 31 0 0><N-S--->
You manage to escape Okhaz's grasp.
You leap to your feet.
You and Okhaz cease fighting,

Lol! ;)
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Ashteroth » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:02 pm

[Ruby] Artemis sends, 'Now I haven't tied to fight Aszmiras in a long time, so we'll see how long I last this time'

A machine cleric swings his greatsword at you.
You skillfully catch the attack on your axe.
A machine cleric swings his greatsword at you.
Counterstrike! You raise your axe and prepare to cleave a machine cleric.
*clang* your axe glance off a machine cleric's exoskeleton-encased arm.

[Ruby] Artemis sends, 'and dead'
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Helix » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:57 am

[Ruby] Nemo sends, 'bleh bleh'
[Ruby] the town crier sends, 'Bleh bleh yourself.'
--s--- | [0/0/0/0] | [///] >
[Ruby] Nemo sends, 'don't you bleh bleh me, mister.'
--s--- | [0/0/0/0] | [///] >
[Ruby] Fyn the jester sends, 'You've been bleh'd'
--s--- | [0/0/0/0] | [///] >
[Ruby] Nemo sends, 'Ima bleh'd you.'
--s--- | [0/0/0/0] | [///] >

Meanwhile back on Johnathan...

Nim has forced you to 'ruby Sexy.'.
Unrecognized command.

[Ruby] Nemo sends, 'Ha!, '
[Ruby] Nim sends, 'Hahahahahahaha'
--s--- | [0/0/0/0] | [///] >
[Ruby] Nim sends, 'That was pretty awesome'
[Ruby] John sends, 'Woe is me.'
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby Ashteroth » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:50 pm

You say, 'I hear the Apoc temple is handing out free chiropractic sessions.'

'Yeah.,' Lars says. 'They do some sketchy work.'

Nelica Rae strides north.

'I been to one of those,' Phil says. 'They don't know what they're doing at all!'

Lars walks south.
Phil walks south.
You follow Lars.
You walk south.

Forge Street
The street cuts north and south between the city's varied buildings.

Lars ponders the situation.

Phil says, 'They nearly paralyzed me~'

'I don't know,' you say, 'after I went there my arm was easily three times as flexible.'

Phil looks at you.

Phil says, 'Your arm isn't supposed to bend that way.'

You say, 'Maybe that's why I can't hit anything.'

Phil exclaims, 'And what's that sticking through your flesh!'

You say, 'I'll ask the doctor about it next month.'

'You're appointment has been canceled.,' Phil says. 'All the doctors have been eaten by swampy and the leviathan.'

Phil sniffs sadly.
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Re: Dusk Humor

Postby SteveSon » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:03 am

Lol, those are some funny chats.
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